McDonald’s Worker Caught Selling Heroin in Happy Meals


PITTSBURGH — An employee of a McDonald’s restaurant was charged Wednesday with selling heroin in Happy Meals to customers using the coded request, “I’d like to order a toy.” Allegheny County authorities made the arrest after an informant told them that an employee was selling the drug at a McDonald’s in the East Liberty section of the city.

Customers looking for heroin were instructed to go through the drive-through window and say, “I’d like to order a toy,” said Mike Manko, spokesman for District Attorney Stephen A. Zappala Jr. The customer would then drive to the window, hand over the money and get a Happy Meal box containing heroin in exchange, Manko said.

Undercover agents set up a drug buy and arrested Shania Dennis, 26, of East Pittsburgh. Dennis denied wrongdoing to reporters as she was being led away in handcuffs. Authorities said they found 10 bags of heroin in a Happy Meal box and recovered another 50 bags from the suspect.

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Woman Performs Sex Act for McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger


A woman told officers she gave a man oral sex in return for a double cheeseburger meal and that no money was involved.

Officers observed a man and a woman in the backseat of a car parked at a McDonald’s parking lot, 2351 N. Verity Parkway.

Officers said they saw the woman lift her head up and then wipe her mouth. Officers said they then saw the man pull up his pants.

Officers told the man and the woman that a McDonald’s parking lot is “not the place to be doing that.”


Burger Joint: Customer Finds Half-Smoked Blunt in Wendy’s Cheeseburger


A Georgia woman has been fired from a fast food joint after a customer found an unexpected topping in her cheeseburger: a half-smoked marijuana cigarette. Amy Seiber, 32, is no longer an employee at Wendy’s Lovejoy store after admitting to police that she ‘misplaced’ the joint inside a burger – after smoking half of it at work.

The customer Shalon Travis, 39, called police after discovering the marijuana in her burger, placed right on top of the pickle. The police report states that Travis had picked up a Wendy’s single cheeseburger combo from the drive-through window of the 11121 Tara Boulevard Wendy’s around 10:30 pm November 1.  

‘Upon arrival at home, she took her food out of the bag and noticed a strange odor in her hamburger,’ Officer Gaddis told the Atlanta Constitution-Journal. ‘When she opened it, she discovered a partially smoked marijuana cigarette.’ She was admitted to hospital after suffering symptoms similar to food poisoning.

According to TMZ, Seiber owned up to the marijuana mishap as soon as police arrived at the Lovejoy Wendy’s. She was arrested for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana.

The customer told TMZ that the Wendy’s franchise offered to help with Travis’ medical bills. ‘Obviously the employee broke the rules and did not follow proper food handling steps… We are deeply sorry that this incident occurred,’ a Wendy’s spokesperson told TMZ. The company also provided the customer with a $50 gift certificate for Wendy’s, though after her last experience it’s unclear if she plans to use it. Seiber was able to bond out of the Clayton County Jail.

Woman Tried To Wear Cheeseburger As Sandal After Having Sex In Waffle House Parking Lot


A couple having sex in a Georgia Waffle House parking lot was busted on Sunday, according to police. But that isn’t even the weird part.

Loganville authorities said the woman was so drunk that she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal. “I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication,” Assistant Chief of Police Dick Lowry told The Huffington Post. Lowry said the fast food-as-footwear was a first for him.

Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas were cited in the Nov. 3 incident for public drunkenness and loitering. According to the police report, Lucas blew a .154 into the breathalyzer and Gossett .216.

The two avoided an indecency charge because the pickup truck was in the back of the lot, and their tryst wasn’t so obvious to the public, Lowry said. However it was noticeable enough for someone to complain.

When an officer arrived, he ordered them to put on clothes and show their licenses, the report said. “When the female finally got dressed she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal,” the officer wrote.

The two face a Jan. 16 court date. Presumably shoes, not strapless meat sandwiches, will be mandatory.

Drunk Driver Ignored Traffic Stop To Finish His Big Mac: Police


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Sometimes, you just gotta have it.

An Ohio man who was apparently intoxicated and in the thrall of a late-night Big Mac attack reportedly led officers in a car chase Sept. 28, after blowing through a police checkpoint.

According to WKYC, Randall Miller eventually surrendered, and when he did, he admitted to officers that he drank 10 to 15 beers.

Miller reportedly told police that he didn’t stop at the checkpoint because he wanted to finish his Big Mac.

According to the Smoking Gun, a booze-soaked Miller apologized to the officer that pulled him over, saying he “was too drunk and he just wanted to eat his Big Mac before he stopped.”

Miller was arrested on charges including drunk driving and fleeing an officer. Police say his blood alcohol measured at more than three times the legal limit when taken into custody.


Vagrant Stole McDonald’s Cheeseburger Out of Man’s Hand

mcdonalds-CheeseburgerA homeless man was indicted last week by a Tazewell County grand jury for allegedly stealing a cheeseburger.

PEKIN – A homeless man was indicted last week by a Tazewell County grand jury for allegedly stealing a cheeseburger. Dennis J. Colver, 36, is charged with burglary and theft in the Aug. 15 incident. Burglary is a Class 2 felony, punishable by three to seven years in prison.

According to court records, a Pekin Hospital employee saw a man he later identified as Colver leave the hospital, reach into the front passenger side of a vehicle parked in the hospital’s entrance drive, and take a hamburger out of a passenger’s hand.

The passenger told police he was unwrapping a McDonald’s cheeseburger when a man took the food from him and walked away. Police said the driver of the vehicle and another passenger verified the story.

Colver was spotted by police at 10th Street and Broadway Road eating a cheeseburger. Police found a McDonald’s cheeseburger wrapper in his pants pocket.

Colver has been convicted on building and land trespassing charges 11 times in 2012 and 2013. Ten charges were misdemeanors. He was given jail sentences ranging from 10 to 180 days. An ordinance violation resulted in a fine.

He’s jailed on $5,000 bond on the burglary and theft charges. His next court appearance is Sept. 27.

McDonald’s Forced to Apologize After Server Asks Customer If Her Breasts Were ‘Real Or Fake’

mcdonalds-CheeseburgerMcDonald‘s has been forced to apologize to an Australian customer who says she was left ”dumbfounded” after a server twice asked if her breasts were real as she ordered.

Jodie Marks was at the counter of a McDonald’s store in Darwin, the capital city of the Northern Territory, when she forked over cash for two double cheeseburgers.

“The young man gestured toward my chest and said ‘are those real or fake?’,” the 26-year-old woman the NT News of an incident last Thursday. “I was dumbfounded. He repeated the question again, totally unaware that he was being offensive. It was pretty obvious what he meant.”

The woman said she was humiliated by the exchange because other staff and customers overheard the conversation.

A spokeswoman for the restaurant said: “We are sorry that this occurred and the restaurant has apologised to the customer. This type of behavior is not tolerated and we are taking the appropriate actions with the employee.”

As for the customer, she said her and her family would probably now avoid the fast food chain in the future.