C’mon, people. Stop disrespecting fast food. This is why we can’t have nice things. Witness this video of a Wendy’s customer “losing [his] s–t” over a cheeseburger. Excuse us, hamburger.
“Is there cheese in hamburger? There’s no cheese in hamburger,” this man screams at the employee working the drive-thru, who should have yelled back, “Is there walking in drive-thrus? There’s no walking in drive-thrus.”
The man, who received a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger and wants his money back fast (“Fast!”), continued berating the employee, “When you have a cheeseburger, you have a cheeseburger. If you have hamburger, you have hamburger.”
(If anyone is still having trouble comprehending the difference between a hamburger and cheeseburger, just order the Spicy Chicken Sandwich. It’s better anyway.)